NEW DRAWINGS COMING SOON!

Hey there everyone. I have a BUNCH of new drawings and stories made and ready. It includes some twilight stuff, some mishaps from my Skype life, And the saddest story you will ever hear. LOL just kidding. I dont think you came here to hear about sad things am I right? You came here to LAUGH! And so I will aid you in your quest for laughter! -Dalton

So this is what I look like:

Beautiful, no?

-S

The Gay-Dar

My experience with the Gay-Dar ^^

Yes the gaydar. I remember my first encounter with a gay man. It went a little like this except his teeth werent that quite "Schparkalay" Or his eyeballs. And why is it that every gay man has the expression that someone has just baked him a fresh plate of brownies? I have nothing against the gay community but that particular look. It just used to creep me out. Like really bad. Once I was walking down the street kind of lost when I encounter this nice old man. I ask him "Excuse me sir, can you tell me how to get to (my street name here)?"

His reply? I cant even type it. It sounded so weird that I can simply not put it into text. So tell me about your experiences with the "Gay-Dar" and I might reply ;)      -Dalton (p.s I apologize about the gay adverts. Dont click them unless you are in fact gay. Or over 18.)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Well, none of us got accepted into West Florida...

Looks like it's PHS for me.

Yayy homework.

Fail Zombeh picture

I drew a zombie on Microsoft Paint and S ordered me to post it. So, here ya' go...

-C

-S hugging a pigeon.

Making illustrations via microsoft paint.

 LIKE A BAWS.

Disregard the horrible grammar and spelling mistakes in the previous post. -S

Why this blog is called Pigeons Anonymous

Well its an old joke between a few of my friends and I. Basically there is this friend who happens to have acess to this blog who likes to play the game portal. She also likes to use cheat codes. Well to sum it up there is a cheat code for a pigeon. So she says out loud "Hey guys I wonder what happens when I shoot this pigeon." And wouldent you know before she finishes the sentence all of my friends here BOOM (SQUAWK) and almost simultaniously all but one of my friends screams (friends name here) NO! but it was too late. The poor thing was gone. R.I.P Portal Pigeon.

coo.